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Last Monday due to huge inflows from FIIs SENSEX surge to all time high
and coal india ipo gave stupendous forty percent return on day 1 but do i really
bothered about that? No, i will still invest in post office saving scheme and what
matters more to me is that tomato cost 25 percent more than last week.
Gold prices are making records. Really! Last time i went to jewellers shop at the
time of my marriage when my in-laws paid for my one tola chain.
There was a game of `seventy thousand crore had been played off the field in
common wealth games delhi do i know this? No, what i know that i am not going
to complete my cricket match because of construction of shopping mall in our
locality park as MCD has sold it to some builder for big bucks.
Some twenty five floors have been added in a skyscraper of Mumbai so that our
hard working politicians, bureaucrats and retired chiefs can avail flats of 8.5cr at
10 percent price some say this is scam some even say actually they want to live
with the families of soldiers who died in kargil war they want to share their grief
and sorrow but do i concerned about finding truth? No, what i concerned about
that i haven’t paid this month’s EMI of my eight lakh rupees flat.
News papers are filled with disparaging headlines about our Hon'ble telecom
minister A.Raja that faulty allocation of 2G spectrum cost `1740000000000
(i checked thrice the zeros) to exchequer but do i have something here to do?
No, what i know is that i have a dual sim mobile whose monthly bill is over `400.
There has been talk on news channels that Lalit Modi has illegal stakes in two
IPL teams but do i need to worry about that? No, my favourite star’s team KKR
is safe. A paanwaala in some district of Gandhi nagar exposed the scam of `95 lakh
in NREGA a government scheme fuelled by income tax paid by citizens oh! Income
tax reminds me that tomorrow i need to fill my I.T return of `646.
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What is chupa?
Is it noun, adverb or adjective actually it can be used in any form.
For better understanding i would like to tell you this word originated from chutiapa.
Today i am gonna talk about the noun form of chupa i must tell u this is very rare
species and on verge of extinction some people will argue that we have seen a lot of
chutia but chupa is very different entity they do have cornucopia of chutiapa.
The more u explore the more chutiamatic charisma of their chimerical cant comes.
I know a biggest chuppa ever existed in this world. Don’t know what actually his problem is?
He is obsessed with English he talk Englis, walk Englis, eat Englis, sleep Engils even shit only in (western) Engis commode. he act like verbose and always hyper as if he is on some mission (like CAT, XLRI, FMS). Someday back he was playing so rather than concentrating on game he pompously said that “kitna lethargic khel rahe ho yaar”. Now this habit of him is not hidden from other rival teams so, whenever they have a match in between them so in midst of game one of the player intentionally speaks wrong sentence so rather than concentrating on his game he starts correcting his sentence formation and opponent took the advantage. It is not like that he is oblivious of this thing but he just never want to miss any opportunity to flaunt his vocab. Even after reading this he is not going to get angry over me as he represent himself a diplomatic socialist who believes in eclectics so, what he gonna do is to tell me the mistakes of my blog where actually is the problem in sentence articulation.
Once vishal (same person who got 2 votes in P.C. poll as i mentioned him in earlier post) intentionally said that English has been removed from CAT syllabus from now onwards only maths and LRDI will be there in exam so, immediately after listening this everyone sitting there were filled with joy but there happiness last only for a moment because chupa got anaphylactic shock as soon as he listened this. He was not able to breathe properly as his bronchitis contract all of a sudden because of large secretion of epinephrine from adrenaline gland due to which pulmonary nerves forcibly oozes out all the blood plasma out of the veins which almost makes him to die. But vishal handled the situation and told him that he was joking then he soon revived and said it was a vertiginous sensation yaar then everybody laughed.
This is just one of many chutiapa which he does normally and naturally. He just cant absorb anything in himself he will speak everything from A to Z (if he knows anything related to that) like if you talking about market then without wasting a sec (without even listening whether u talking about Sunday sabzi market or Karol bagh market he will interpret market to stock market) he will just blurt out everything like warren buffet, bill gates, jp morgan, new acquisition or JVs of companies, foreign policies, economic downfalls whatever he read about them. If anyone actually talking about these things then toh you can imagine.
Post 3idiot release a lot of people starts calling him chatur (as character was identical to him) he got very annoyed not because he took this as a insult but actually he was very angry with production house because the character of chatur was inspired from him and they didn’t gave him any credit but he was helpless as he know that he is not in position to fight with them so he starts preparing for CAT. He took pledge in front of whole canteen that he will be topper in CAT with 100 percentile in engilsh and get into IIM A and will fetch job in JPMORGAN earn a lot of money and then sue every one whoever disguised him or made fun of him from vidhu vinod chopra to persons (vishal, sahil& vinay) involved in writing and helping this blog are not safe.
Last but not the least he is also a source of inspiration to many young writers and lyricist. Some fellow students of mine wrote a song –
INSTRUCTION—don’t read this sing this song
(music from film MAACHIS ...chappa chappa charkha chale)
CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,
HO CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,
BONI BONI CHUPI HAI TERI
CHUPI BHI CAT KARLE
Is it noun, adverb or adjective actually it can be used in any form.
For better understanding i would like to tell you this word originated from chutiapa.
Today i am gonna talk about the noun form of chupa i must tell u this is very rare
species and on verge of extinction some people will argue that we have seen a lot of
chutia but chupa is very different entity they do have cornucopia of chutiapa.
The more u explore the more chutiamatic charisma of their chimerical cant comes.
I know a biggest chuppa ever existed in this world. Don’t know what actually his problem is?
He is obsessed with English he talk Englis, walk Englis, eat Englis, sleep Engils even shit only in (western) Engis commode. he act like verbose and always hyper as if he is on some mission (like CAT, XLRI, FMS). Someday back he was playing so rather than concentrating on game he pompously said that “kitna lethargic khel rahe ho yaar”. Now this habit of him is not hidden from other rival teams so, whenever they have a match in between them so in midst of game one of the player intentionally speaks wrong sentence so rather than concentrating on his game he starts correcting his sentence formation and opponent took the advantage. It is not like that he is oblivious of this thing but he just never want to miss any opportunity to flaunt his vocab. Even after reading this he is not going to get angry over me as he represent himself a diplomatic socialist who believes in eclectics so, what he gonna do is to tell me the mistakes of my blog where actually is the problem in sentence articulation.
Once vishal (same person who got 2 votes in P.C. poll as i mentioned him in earlier post) intentionally said that English has been removed from CAT syllabus from now onwards only maths and LRDI will be there in exam so, immediately after listening this everyone sitting there were filled with joy but there happiness last only for a moment because chupa got anaphylactic shock as soon as he listened this. He was not able to breathe properly as his bronchitis contract all of a sudden because of large secretion of epinephrine from adrenaline gland due to which pulmonary nerves forcibly oozes out all the blood plasma out of the veins which almost makes him to die. But vishal handled the situation and told him that he was joking then he soon revived and said it was a vertiginous sensation yaar then everybody laughed.
This is just one of many chutiapa which he does normally and naturally. He just cant absorb anything in himself he will speak everything from A to Z (if he knows anything related to that) like if you talking about market then without wasting a sec (without even listening whether u talking about Sunday sabzi market or Karol bagh market he will interpret market to stock market) he will just blurt out everything like warren buffet, bill gates, jp morgan, new acquisition or JVs of companies, foreign policies, economic downfalls whatever he read about them. If anyone actually talking about these things then toh you can imagine.
Post 3idiot release a lot of people starts calling him chatur (as character was identical to him) he got very annoyed not because he took this as a insult but actually he was very angry with production house because the character of chatur was inspired from him and they didn’t gave him any credit but he was helpless as he know that he is not in position to fight with them so he starts preparing for CAT. He took pledge in front of whole canteen that he will be topper in CAT with 100 percentile in engilsh and get into IIM A and will fetch job in JPMORGAN earn a lot of money and then sue every one whoever disguised him or made fun of him from vidhu vinod chopra to persons (vishal, sahil& vinay) involved in writing and helping this blog are not safe.
Last but not the least he is also a source of inspiration to many young writers and lyricist. Some fellow students of mine wrote a song –
INSTRUCTION—don’t read this sing this song
(music from film MAACHIS ...chappa chappa charkha chale)
CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,
HO CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,
BONI BONI CHUPI HAI TERI
CHUPI BHI CAT KARLE
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Honesty and Simplicity still wins in this dishonest and glitzy world.
This is proved in today's poll for Placement Coordinator (P.C.) where two very
Simple and humble guys AAKASH and SUMIT DAS won over the sciolists.
What help them was the cumulative effect of their image and attitude over period of
time which they imparted on fellow students. Majority of students(including ghisus)
bestowed both of them with the accolade of P.C. I would also like to appreciate the unity of N group (surprisingly except one can't disclose name and to whom he vote for was even more surprising)
which remain together and cast their vote to make a deserving candidate win.
There was two show stealers one was the speech of Sumit Das which as true as he is.
He simply said that he is the laziest person but i am honest and "meri niyaat saaf hai" (that was the master stroke actually) and still i promise to all of you that i will not let down
you as i never did anybody.
Other one was the pestering of Sayan which questioned Vishal's credibility and reason behind
sudden transformation of selfishness into altruism.
As you all know sayan got a gift of gab he almost fucked him publicly he got a appropriate
counter question for his every answer.
Vishal tried to save his ass in every possible way when sayan asked him that had he ever
marked a proxy for anyone? if he can't help a fellow student just by saying 'yes sir' then
how can we expect that much level of devotion from you and sayan kept rattling blah blah
atlast when vishal got a chance then he replied like a saint that he didn't consider proxy as
a help then again sayan fucked him asking that why he seek help from others to mark his proxy
then he was speechless like a raped girl standing and covering up herself in middle of court room.
At last result came out clean sweep by aakash 28 votes in Mech1 batch,
sumit dash wid 24 votes in Mech2 and loser vishal with 2 votes
ha ha ha
atlast sumit should keep this thing in mind that "With great power comes great responsibility"
This is proved in today's poll for Placement Coordinator (P.C.) where two very
Simple and humble guys AAKASH and SUMIT DAS won over the sciolists.
What help them was the cumulative effect of their image and attitude over period of
time which they imparted on fellow students. Majority of students(including ghisus)
bestowed both of them with the accolade of P.C. I would also like to appreciate the unity of N group (surprisingly except one can't disclose name and to whom he vote for was even more surprising)
which remain together and cast their vote to make a deserving candidate win.
There was two show stealers one was the speech of Sumit Das which as true as he is.
He simply said that he is the laziest person but i am honest and "meri niyaat saaf hai" (that was the master stroke actually) and still i promise to all of you that i will not let down
you as i never did anybody.
Other one was the pestering of Sayan which questioned Vishal's credibility and reason behind
sudden transformation of selfishness into altruism.
As you all know sayan got a gift of gab he almost fucked him publicly he got a appropriate
counter question for his every answer.
Vishal tried to save his ass in every possible way when sayan asked him that had he ever
marked a proxy for anyone? if he can't help a fellow student just by saying 'yes sir' then
how can we expect that much level of devotion from you and sayan kept rattling blah blah
atlast when vishal got a chance then he replied like a saint that he didn't consider proxy as
a help then again sayan fucked him asking that why he seek help from others to mark his proxy
then he was speechless like a raped girl standing and covering up herself in middle of court room.
At last result came out clean sweep by aakash 28 votes in Mech1 batch,
sumit dash wid 24 votes in Mech2 and loser vishal with 2 votes
ha ha ha
atlast sumit should keep this thing in mind that "With great power comes great responsibility"
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Recently i watched a show Strange People on Discovery where a boy
was suffering from hypertrichosis in which hair grows everywhere on
body even on the face. After watching it, i realised the problems of my friend
Shantanu Kathuria(name chnged upto a certain extent to avoid similarity)
who is suffering from acute hypertrichosis. His disease is aggravating
who is suffering from acute hypertrichosis. His disease is aggravating
day by day so being a true friend i took his blood for DNA analysis some of
you may wonder that how i managed to get his blood without his consent but it
was quite eays as his hair now rupture his epithelial layer due to which beneath
the layer of his dark thick hair you will find his skin bleeding all the time.
The reports said that he got a new strain of virus which has caused mutation in his
genes that leads to develop microtrichia (minute hair like structure) in his RBC,WBC,
PLATELETS and all other cells which are responsible for immunity,even his speech got baal.
Doctors said if you want your friend alive then try to make him avoid every thing related to baal.
After a research of months i prepared a list of common things with the help of this information
you can identify the intensity of his disease and ways in which you can help him like
1. Whenever you see him watching sports on T.V he will stick to footbaal(बाल), basket ball(बाल),
volleybaal(बाल) even while playing cricket when his turn comes to bat he wil crave for baaling(बाल).
volleybaal(बाल) even while playing cricket when his turn comes to bat he wil crave for baaling(बाल).
2. He repeatedly visit ATM because over there it is written "collect your cash(केश) from here".
keep telling him that ATM is not working.
keep telling him that ATM is not working.
3. He is enthusiastically applying for JOB in TCS because they give CASE(केश) study. Suggest him
to apply in IOCL, L&T, BHEL sorry not in BHEL try to avoid bit of possibilty which can harm him.
to apply in IOCL, L&T, BHEL sorry not in BHEL try to avoid bit of possibilty which can harm him.
4. One day he told us that he wants to change his name to BAAL KESHVAR JULFI (बालकेशवर जुल्फ़ी). tell him that respect his name given by his family.
5. Dont ask name of his school he will reply बाल vidyalaya senior sec. school.
But as you have heard that every coin has two faces he got some advantages like
now his family is not scared of his poor driving skills bcoz woh har baar बाल-बाल bach jata hai.
even i forgot to tell you that his birthday falls on 14th Nov i.e बालदिवस
so guys this is my appeal to all of u that please help Shantanu it is more important
than DTU to DCE transformation his life is in your hands now else face the consequences
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Today all the mumbaikar slapped so hard again on face of intractable shiv sena by making all show housefull of My Name Is KHAN.
Their so called Marathi Manoos came out with their full family
without caring about the intimidation by sena but i dont think it'll
gonna make any difference because they are so used to these
slaps as some days before when udhav thakre
openly challenge Rahul Gandhi not to enter in Mumbai then
he not only visited mumbai but also showed his great persona as
their marathi manoos were just dying for a glimpse of him.
But still their spokesperson Rahul narvekar and Sanjay raut are
so impervious to disgrace that they still sitting on all News channel
and giving interview and over masking their gundagardi by calling
it as JAN ANDOLAN.
They actually do not know the meaning of JAN ANDOLAN because
their hindi is very weak. So being a good citizen it's my duty to tell them
that Jan means the mass who stand by with a noble cause and Andolan
means a movement against any oppression.
Their so called Marathi Manoos came out with their full family
without caring about the intimidation by sena but i dont think it'll
gonna make any difference because they are so used to these
slaps as some days before when udhav thakre
openly challenge Rahul Gandhi not to enter in Mumbai then
he not only visited mumbai but also showed his great persona as
their marathi manoos were just dying for a glimpse of him.
But still their spokesperson Rahul narvekar and Sanjay raut are
so impervious to disgrace that they still sitting on all News channel
and giving interview and over masking their gundagardi by calling
it as JAN ANDOLAN.
They actually do not know the meaning of JAN ANDOLAN because
their hindi is very weak. So being a good citizen it's my duty to tell them
that Jan means the mass who stand by with a noble cause and Andolan
means a movement against any oppression.
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Yesterday on 8th feb, a share of company named JUBLIANT Foodworks rose about 35 percent
But this was not the end of plot designed by NSE against me within 5 minutes
the share rose to rs.250 then again i screamed "FU** yaar mere saath hi aisa kyon hata hai?
if i had not sold i would have made 4000 bucks in 5 minutes but ho na saka
There were around 3lakh bid for it so it give me a little bit sigh of relief
that i am not alone there were lakhs who just watched the explosion in charts but cant have it.
so at the end i was like crime master GOGO jiske haath to aaya par mooh na laga
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
and went up to 205 rs. and it was quite strong at those levels because of disparity
between no. of buyer and seller.
This makes my crazy and out of greed my eyes just came out so
i bought 100 shares of it at 204 but as soon as i bought them it starts sliding
so i squared off my position at 195 after booking loss
i thought why this happens to me only?
But this was not the end of plot designed by NSE against me within 5 minutes
the share rose to rs.250 then again i screamed "FU** yaar mere saath hi aisa kyon hata hai?
if i had not sold i would have made 4000 bucks in 5 minutes but ho na saka
There were around 3lakh bid for it so it give me a little bit sigh of relief
that i am not alone there were lakhs who just watched the explosion in charts but cant have it.
so at the end i was like crime master GOGO jiske haath to aaya par mooh na laga
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
