I am comma(n) man


Last Monday due to huge inflows from FIIs SENSEX surge to all time high 
and coal india ipo gave stupendous forty percent return on day 1 but do i really 
bothered about that? No, i will still invest in post office saving scheme and what 
matters more to me is that tomato cost 25 percent more than last week.

Gold prices are making records. Really! Last time i went to jewellers shop at the 
time of my marriage when my in-laws paid for my one tola chain. 
There was a game of `seventy thousand crore had been played off the field in 
common wealth games delhi do i know this? No, what i know that i am not going 
to complete my cricket match because of construction of shopping mall in our 
locality park as MCD has sold it to some builder for big bucks.
Some twenty five floors have been added in a skyscraper of Mumbai so that our 
hard working politicians, bureaucrats and retired chiefs can avail flats of 8.5cr at 
10 percent price some say this is scam some even say actually they want to live 
with the families of soldiers who died in kargil war they want to share their grief 
and sorrow but do i concerned about finding truth? No, what i concerned about 
that i haven’t paid this month’s EMI of my eight lakh rupees flat. 

News papers are filled with disparaging headlines about our Hon'ble telecom 
minister A.Raja that faulty allocation of 2G spectrum cost `1740000000000
(i checked thrice the zeros) to exchequer but do i have something here to do? 
No, what i know is that i have a dual sim mobile whose monthly bill is over `400.

There has been talk on news channels that Lalit Modi has illegal stakes in two 
IPL teams but do i need to worry about that? No, my favourite star’s team KKR
is safe. A paanwaala in some district of Gandhi nagar exposed the scam of `95 lakh 
in NREGA a government scheme fuelled by income tax paid by citizens oh! Income 
tax reminds me that tomorrow i need to fill my I.T return of `646.