बालकेशवर जुल्फ़ी

Recently i watched a show Strange People on Discovery where a boy
was suffering from hypertrichosis in which hair grows everywhere on
body even on the face. After watching it, i realised the problems of my friend
Shantanu Kathuria(name chnged upto a certain extent to avoid similarity)
who is suffering from acute hypertrichosis. His disease is aggravating
day by day so being a true friend i took his blood for DNA analysis some of
you may wonder that how i managed to get his blood without his consent but it
 was quite eays as his hair now rupture his epithelial layer due to which beneath
the layer of his dark thick hair you will find his skin bleeding all the time.

The reports said that he got a new strain of virus which has caused mutation in his
genes that leads to develop microtrichia (minute hair like structure) in his RBC,WBC,
PLATELETS and all other cells which are responsible for immunity,even his speech got baal.
Doctors said if you want your friend alive then try to make him avoid every thing related to baal.
After a research of months i prepared a list of common things with the help of this information
you can identify the intensity of his disease and ways in which you can help him like

1. Whenever you see him watching sports on T.V he will stick to footbaal(बाल), basket ball(बाल),
volleybaal(बाल) even while playing cricket when his turn comes to bat he wil crave for baaling(बाल).

2. He repeatedly visit ATM  because over there it is written "collect your cash(केश) from here".
keep telling him that ATM is not working.

3. He is enthusiastically applying for JOB in TCS because they give CASE(केश) study. Suggest him
to apply in IOCL, L&T, BHEL sorry not in BHEL try to avoid bit of possibilty which can harm him.

4. One day he told us that he wants to change his name to BAAL KESHVAR JULFI (बालकेशवर जुल्फ़ी). tell him that respect his name given by his family.

5. Dont ask name of his school he will reply बाल vidyalaya senior sec. school.

But as you have heard that every coin has two faces he got some advantages like
 now his family is not scared of his poor driving skills bcoz woh har baar बाल-बाल bach jata hai.

even i forgot to tell you that his birthday falls on 14th Nov i.e बालदिवस
so guys this is my appeal to all of u that please help Shantanu it is more important
than DTU to DCE transformation his life is in your hands now else face the consequences

1 comments:

hahaha...mind baalowing tha... iss baal hum shantanu ko keshe bhi baalcha lenge(mind u i dont lisp)

 

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