CHUPA(चुपा) kuch toh CHUPA(छुपा)

What is chupa?


Is it noun, adverb or adjective actually it can be used in any form.
For better understanding i would like to tell you this word originated from chutiapa.
Today i am gonna talk about the noun form of chupa i must tell u this is very rare
species and on verge of extinction some people will argue that we have seen a lot of
chutia but chupa is very different entity they do have cornucopia of chutiapa.
The more u explore the more chutiamatic charisma of their chimerical cant comes.
I know a biggest chuppa ever existed in this world. Don’t know what actually his problem is?


He is obsessed with English he talk Englis, walk Englis, eat Englis, sleep Engils even shit only in (western) Engis commode. he act like verbose and always hyper as if he is on some mission (like CAT, XLRI, FMS). Someday back he was playing so rather than concentrating on game he pompously said that “kitna lethargic khel rahe ho yaar”. Now this habit of him is not hidden from other rival teams so, whenever they have a match in between them so in midst of game one of the player intentionally speaks wrong sentence so rather than concentrating on his game he starts correcting his sentence formation and opponent took the advantage. It is not like that he is oblivious of this thing but he just never want to miss any opportunity to flaunt his vocab. Even after reading this he is not going to get angry over me as he represent himself a diplomatic socialist who believes in eclectics so, what he gonna do is to tell me the mistakes of my blog where actually is the problem in sentence articulation.

Once vishal (same person who got 2 votes in P.C. poll as i mentioned him in earlier post) intentionally said that English has been removed from CAT syllabus from now onwards only maths and LRDI will be there in exam so, immediately after listening this everyone sitting there were filled with joy but there happiness last only for a moment because chupa got anaphylactic shock as soon as he listened this. He was not able to breathe properly as his bronchitis contract all of a sudden because of large secretion of epinephrine from adrenaline gland due to which pulmonary nerves forcibly oozes out all the blood plasma out of the veins which almost makes him to die. But vishal handled the situation and told him that he was joking then he soon revived and said it was a vertiginous sensation yaar then everybody laughed.

This is just one of many chutiapa which he does normally and naturally. He just cant absorb anything in himself he will speak everything from A to Z (if he knows anything related to that) like if you talking about market then without wasting a sec (without even listening whether u talking about Sunday sabzi market or Karol bagh market he will interpret market to stock market) he will just blurt out everything like warren buffet, bill gates, jp morgan, new acquisition or JVs of companies, foreign policies, economic downfalls whatever he read about them. If anyone actually talking about these things then toh you can imagine.

Post 3idiot release a lot of people starts calling him chatur (as character was identical to him) he got very annoyed not because he took this as a insult but actually he was very angry with production house because the character of chatur was inspired from him and they didn’t gave him any credit but he was helpless as he know that he is not in position to fight with them so he starts preparing for CAT. He took pledge in front of whole canteen that he will be topper in CAT with 100 percentile in engilsh and get into IIM A and will fetch job in JPMORGAN earn a lot of money and then sue every one whoever disguised him or made fun of him from vidhu vinod chopra to persons (vishal, sahil& vinay) involved in writing and helping this blog are not safe.

Last but not the least he is also a source of inspiration to many young writers and lyricist. Some fellow students of mine wrote a song –

INSTRUCTION—don’t read this sing this song
(music from film MAACHIS ...chappa chappa charkha chale)


CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,

HO CHUPPA CHUPPA CAT KARLE ,

BONI BONI CHUPI HAI TERI

CHUPI BHI CAT KARLE