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Honesty and Simplicity still wins in this dishonest and glitzy world.
This is proved in today's poll for Placement Coordinator (P.C.) where two very
Simple and humble guys AAKASH and SUMIT DAS won over the sciolists.
What help them was the cumulative effect of their image and attitude over period of
time which they imparted on fellow students. Majority of students(including ghisus)
bestowed both of them with the accolade of P.C. I would also like to appreciate the unity of N group (surprisingly except one can't disclose name and to whom he vote for was even more surprising)
which remain together and cast their vote to make a deserving candidate win.
There was two show stealers one was the speech of Sumit Das which as true as he is.
He simply said that he is the laziest person but i am honest and "meri niyaat saaf hai" (that was the master stroke actually) and still i promise to all of you that i will not let down
you as i never did anybody.
Other one was the pestering of Sayan which questioned Vishal's credibility and reason behind
sudden transformation of selfishness into altruism.
As you all know sayan got a gift of gab he almost fucked him publicly he got a appropriate
counter question for his every answer.
Vishal tried to save his ass in every possible way when sayan asked him that had he ever
marked a proxy for anyone? if he can't help a fellow student just by saying 'yes sir' then
how can we expect that much level of devotion from you and sayan kept rattling blah blah
atlast when vishal got a chance then he replied like a saint that he didn't consider proxy as
a help then again sayan fucked him asking that why he seek help from others to mark his proxy
then he was speechless like a raped girl standing and covering up herself in middle of court room.
At last result came out clean sweep by aakash 28 votes in Mech1 batch,
sumit dash wid 24 votes in Mech2 and loser vishal with 2 votes
ha ha ha
atlast sumit should keep this thing in mind that "With great power comes great responsibility"
This is proved in today's poll for Placement Coordinator (P.C.) where two very
Simple and humble guys AAKASH and SUMIT DAS won over the sciolists.
What help them was the cumulative effect of their image and attitude over period of
time which they imparted on fellow students. Majority of students(including ghisus)
bestowed both of them with the accolade of P.C. I would also like to appreciate the unity of N group (surprisingly except one can't disclose name and to whom he vote for was even more surprising)
which remain together and cast their vote to make a deserving candidate win.
There was two show stealers one was the speech of Sumit Das which as true as he is.
He simply said that he is the laziest person but i am honest and "meri niyaat saaf hai" (that was the master stroke actually) and still i promise to all of you that i will not let down
you as i never did anybody.
Other one was the pestering of Sayan which questioned Vishal's credibility and reason behind
sudden transformation of selfishness into altruism.
As you all know sayan got a gift of gab he almost fucked him publicly he got a appropriate
counter question for his every answer.
Vishal tried to save his ass in every possible way when sayan asked him that had he ever
marked a proxy for anyone? if he can't help a fellow student just by saying 'yes sir' then
how can we expect that much level of devotion from you and sayan kept rattling blah blah
atlast when vishal got a chance then he replied like a saint that he didn't consider proxy as
a help then again sayan fucked him asking that why he seek help from others to mark his proxy
then he was speechless like a raped girl standing and covering up herself in middle of court room.
At last result came out clean sweep by aakash 28 votes in Mech1 batch,
sumit dash wid 24 votes in Mech2 and loser vishal with 2 votes
ha ha ha
atlast sumit should keep this thing in mind that "With great power comes great responsibility"
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Recently i watched a show Strange People on Discovery where a boy
was suffering from hypertrichosis in which hair grows everywhere on
body even on the face. After watching it, i realised the problems of my friend
Shantanu Kathuria(name chnged upto a certain extent to avoid similarity)
who is suffering from acute hypertrichosis. His disease is aggravating
who is suffering from acute hypertrichosis. His disease is aggravating
day by day so being a true friend i took his blood for DNA analysis some of
you may wonder that how i managed to get his blood without his consent but it
was quite eays as his hair now rupture his epithelial layer due to which beneath
the layer of his dark thick hair you will find his skin bleeding all the time.
The reports said that he got a new strain of virus which has caused mutation in his
genes that leads to develop microtrichia (minute hair like structure) in his RBC,WBC,
PLATELETS and all other cells which are responsible for immunity,even his speech got baal.
Doctors said if you want your friend alive then try to make him avoid every thing related to baal.
After a research of months i prepared a list of common things with the help of this information
you can identify the intensity of his disease and ways in which you can help him like
1. Whenever you see him watching sports on T.V he will stick to footbaal(बाल), basket ball(बाल),
volleybaal(बाल) even while playing cricket when his turn comes to bat he wil crave for baaling(बाल).
volleybaal(बाल) even while playing cricket when his turn comes to bat he wil crave for baaling(बाल).
2. He repeatedly visit ATM because over there it is written "collect your cash(केश) from here".
keep telling him that ATM is not working.
keep telling him that ATM is not working.
3. He is enthusiastically applying for JOB in TCS because they give CASE(केश) study. Suggest him
to apply in IOCL, L&T, BHEL sorry not in BHEL try to avoid bit of possibilty which can harm him.
to apply in IOCL, L&T, BHEL sorry not in BHEL try to avoid bit of possibilty which can harm him.
4. One day he told us that he wants to change his name to BAAL KESHVAR JULFI (बालकेशवर जुल्फ़ी). tell him that respect his name given by his family.
5. Dont ask name of his school he will reply बाल vidyalaya senior sec. school.
But as you have heard that every coin has two faces he got some advantages like
now his family is not scared of his poor driving skills bcoz woh har baar बाल-बाल bach jata hai.
even i forgot to tell you that his birthday falls on 14th Nov i.e बालदिवस
so guys this is my appeal to all of u that please help Shantanu it is more important
than DTU to DCE transformation his life is in your hands now else face the consequences
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Today all the mumbaikar slapped so hard again on face of intractable shiv sena by making all show housefull of My Name Is KHAN.
Their so called Marathi Manoos came out with their full family
without caring about the intimidation by sena but i dont think it'll
gonna make any difference because they are so used to these
slaps as some days before when udhav thakre
openly challenge Rahul Gandhi not to enter in Mumbai then
he not only visited mumbai but also showed his great persona as
their marathi manoos were just dying for a glimpse of him.
But still their spokesperson Rahul narvekar and Sanjay raut are
so impervious to disgrace that they still sitting on all News channel
and giving interview and over masking their gundagardi by calling
it as JAN ANDOLAN.
They actually do not know the meaning of JAN ANDOLAN because
their hindi is very weak. So being a good citizen it's my duty to tell them
that Jan means the mass who stand by with a noble cause and Andolan
means a movement against any oppression.
Their so called Marathi Manoos came out with their full family
without caring about the intimidation by sena but i dont think it'll
gonna make any difference because they are so used to these
slaps as some days before when udhav thakre
openly challenge Rahul Gandhi not to enter in Mumbai then
he not only visited mumbai but also showed his great persona as
their marathi manoos were just dying for a glimpse of him.
But still their spokesperson Rahul narvekar and Sanjay raut are
so impervious to disgrace that they still sitting on all News channel
and giving interview and over masking their gundagardi by calling
it as JAN ANDOLAN.
They actually do not know the meaning of JAN ANDOLAN because
their hindi is very weak. So being a good citizen it's my duty to tell them
that Jan means the mass who stand by with a noble cause and Andolan
means a movement against any oppression.
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Yesterday on 8th feb, a share of company named JUBLIANT Foodworks rose about 35 percent
But this was not the end of plot designed by NSE against me within 5 minutes
the share rose to rs.250 then again i screamed "FU** yaar mere saath hi aisa kyon hata hai?
if i had not sold i would have made 4000 bucks in 5 minutes but ho na saka
There were around 3lakh bid for it so it give me a little bit sigh of relief
that i am not alone there were lakhs who just watched the explosion in charts but cant have it.
so at the end i was like crime master GOGO jiske haath to aaya par mooh na laga
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
and went up to 205 rs. and it was quite strong at those levels because of disparity
between no. of buyer and seller.
This makes my crazy and out of greed my eyes just came out so
i bought 100 shares of it at 204 but as soon as i bought them it starts sliding
so i squared off my position at 195 after booking loss
i thought why this happens to me only?
But this was not the end of plot designed by NSE against me within 5 minutes
the share rose to rs.250 then again i screamed "FU** yaar mere saath hi aisa kyon hata hai?
if i had not sold i would have made 4000 bucks in 5 minutes but ho na saka
There were around 3lakh bid for it so it give me a little bit sigh of relief
that i am not alone there were lakhs who just watched the explosion in charts but cant have it.
so at the end i was like crime master GOGO jiske haath to aaya par mooh na laga
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
